Ok, so will Apple announce a tablet today or not? Who knows? All I know is that Apple computers are based on stolen alien technology. I brought this up in a past strip, too. If you need evidence, just look at Independence Day. Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith fly up to the alien mothership to install some kind of self-destruct program and what kind of computer does Goldblum use? A Mac. Done and done. But, as evidenced by today's strip, Apple so shamelessly steals from alien cultures that they even rip off the iPhone lock screen! Can't think of one original thing, can you Jobs? Woz gets a pass, since he has a sense of humor.

    I hope the transition back to the crab(s) wasn't too sudden or shocking to you guys, I just wanted to change things up a bit, and I felt like it was time to get back to their story. And don't worry, the bears and the (as yet unidentified) lizard men aren't too far off. Actually.... you guys would get to read these comics a hell of a lot faster if you'd start buying more t-shirts (like a few thousand) so that I could do this full time.... Maybe something we should look into? Just a thought.

    Aaaaand another thought. I'm thinking about a third t-shirt design (speak o'the devil) to premiere at the annual Anime Boston stop. You guys have any suggestions? Yes, Kirstin, I know your suggestion, you don't need to tell me again. Shoot me an email if you've got anything in mind, arright? I'd love to hear what you guys might be interested in. Also, I'm thinking another mini-comic this year. And I'm thinking we need to finally put the existing mini-comic (The Telltale Fart) up in the damn store finally. Don't ask me how something like that can slip my mind for 10 months, don't even ask please.

Ok. That's all for now. See you guys Friday? Ok, Friday it is.