True story time again, kids. I pop my hood, expecting the washer fluid to be in its usual spot, and it's.... missing. Things that size don't usually just go missing from your car. After a few seconds of investigation, I notice that it's sitting down in the wheel well, held in place by a bunch of wires that it reeeeally didn't need to be hanging on. I was able to pull it back into place with a collection of zip ties, but I'll have you know something: it is fucking COLD outside here in NJ. Also: WTF? How does something like that happen? And why did it feel the need to happen to me? The hell, car?

    So, at any rate, I took the evening off. So sue me (please don't sue me). See you on Wednesday, at any rate. Let's hope I have no more car problems until then.