So fellahs, get your special lady (or dude) something nice for the big holiday? Maybe a box of Truman-shaped chocolates? A floral arrangement in the shape of Grover Cleveland? At any rate I hope (s)he enjoyed it! And I hope you all did it like crazy afterward. Unless you're gross, because I don't want to envision that by accident. Sorry.

    On another note: the "Down Syndrome Girl" song from the last Family Guy was a triumph of songwriting. Yes.

    OK I GOT NOTHIN' ELSE. I'm gonna go back to watching th' 'Lympics now. Gettin' all my damn cynicism shaken to it's blackened core. Damn it.