Holy crap, it's been a while huh? And first day back on the job and my ovine friend is already making questionable decisions. I'm sure the lunar cows won't mind, right? We'll see. Either way, that has to be a bit of an awkward realization. That's like meeting a girl's folks for the first time at dinner, and biting off part of gramma's ear or something. Not a good impression. Although I suppose my guys don't have much to live up to at this point.

    So anyways, I told you I'd be back! And I'm back! And more story on Friday, too! You betcha.

    In other news: So I had to go trade in Heavy Rain. I gave it a few hours of gameplay and I realized... I just did not care. I'm sure that there are tons of people out there who were blown away by the really immersive role playing experience, and the mood, and the (actually pretty) intuitive interactions... but in all seriousness I was just fucking BORED to DEATH. Look. I'm kinda of a depressive guy. One thing that I do to relax and take my mind of things is to play games. I don't need to spend that time playing as a character that is even mopier than me. So eff that. Now I wait patiently for God of War III so that I can go back to mindless murder sprees. And maybe I'll pick up Final Fantasy XIII, too. Because, really, who needs to leave the house for three months? I hear that the opening credits ALONE take an hour to play through. YES.

    In movie news: stop whatever you are doing and go watch Bronson. Then watch it again. Then possibly a third time. Then we shall high-five.

    Ok, I'm out. See you in a bit.