It's becoming a (metaphorical) plague across our once great nation. Sloth Racing. And don't even get me started on the sloth fighting, it's disgusting. I'm looking at you, Michael Vick... they nailed you on the dogs only because the business with the sloths was too horrible for the American court system to even handle. The judge's head would have exploded into a million weeping kittens.

    My brains are goo, so I've got nothing else today. Story on Friday (hopefully)! Woooo confidence!

    Hopefully I'm not getting pigs disease as you read this, but I make no promises.