05.14.07

	Like Shark Week, But Mostly About Doodoo And Butts. Well come to butt and poop joke week. The first of many, I'm sure. Yeah I really think pooping must be kinda weird with snakes, seeing as how they're just a spine, ribs and intestine with skin on the outside. Ask randy about snake diarrhea sometime. Snake diarrhea during MAKE OUTS. That can't be cool at all. All oh baby take that out of there oh go slow it's my first time SCREAMING POOP SPRAY AGAINST PLEXIGLAS FOLLOWED BY INTENSE ODOR. Not hot. I'd go on, but I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted from eating. That's really pathetic, but it's true. Happy mother's day yesterday if you're into that sort of thing. Way to get knocked up and pop it out ladies, I tip my hat to you. I'm not wearing a hat right now though. snuggles.