05.18.07

	Don't Even Get Me Started On Rose Kennedy And Her Black Dresses. Ok, well you wouldn't really get me started on much. I assume that, yes, Rose Kennedy owned a black dress. It seems reasonable that she would have needed it in order to be appropriately dressed at the funerals of her more reputable children, as well as her husband. Bears: Nature's Bear-Like Killing Machines. If I made a documentary, it might be called that. Especially if the documentary weren't about bears. Because knowing myself (which I do), I would probably make a documentary on something so totally obscure and esoteric, that the bear-related title could only help bring in viewers. To my big-time Hollywood premier. I'd make ann pants! get a boob job, that's how big of a Hollywood event it would be. Her boobs would alter gravitation. WOWZA. That'd probably be unhealthy. So really, it's been asked before, "do bears make doo-doo out where all them trees grow?". I say yes. "Yes." But also in streams, or pretty much wherever they happen to be when the need hits them. I've even seen it happen at the zoo. I mean, think about it. If you didn't have to wear pants or use the toilet....  If nobody was gonna give you a hard time about cleanliness and hygiene... If you had the kind of claws that would ensure the first two things (claws make pants hard to wear.... somehow.... I'll think up a reason later.  And just because pulling them up would be harder isn't a good enough reason). Man, I'd crap everywhere. I like bears, and I enjoyed drawing this one. You'll probably be seeing this guy again at some point. OK BYE.