05.23.07

	Best Foods West Of The Rockies. Y'know, when I was a kid, I'd see that phrase on the back of a jar of Hellman's mayo, and I'd think, "OK, so it's the best food west of the Rockies, but we're EAST of the Rockies. And seriously, if MAYO is the best they can do, they've got some genuine problems in cuisine on the left coast." Well obviously I didn't phrase it quite that way, it was more of a generalized little kid "wtf?". That has almost nothing to do with today's comic which, much like Monday's comic, is yet again based on a true story. Ask ann pants! about it, I'm sure she would appreciate that. Also, for those of you out there in readerland who are about to feel a little ashamed of yourself: the mayo in question was going bad on MARCH 30, '07. Think about it. Chew on it a little. SO, faithful readers, how do you like things here so far? This week is our one month anniversary (it's cool, I didn't get you anything either. I thought that might be a little weird. I mean, we're not in high school, right? (Hm, some of you may be, please disregard that. Get me a present.)) and it's all going to my liking so far. For the most part. You guys could buy more stuff. Y'know. If you wanted. I love you? Maybe it's too soon. Don't be embarrassed. So ann pants! is watching the remake of the Omen in the other room. I'm gonna go help her make fun of Julia Stiles' face for a while. Catch you later, Bill 'n Ted.... Be excellent to each other!