06.13.07

	Terror! Who the hell would even make a walrus into a vampire? Dude, that doesn't EVEN make sense. Plus, it'd take some doin'. Like I point out: Thick Hides. So a, like, regular vampire (I guess) would have to spend some serious bitin' time, and then all spurtin' blood back into that big ol' blubber mouth..... that just seems gross. And really not terribly useful in the long run, you know? That'd be like.... what if a werewolf bit a wolf? It'd turn from a wolf into... a different wolf?  BORING. Monsters are JUST PLAIN DUMB. I don't know. Just as long as I don't get any angry missives from misunderstood walri I guess I don't really care. P.S. Walri? Walrii? Walrusses can't be right..... Help?