06.20.07

	Today Is Wednesday! Some of you may have noticed that there was no update on Monday (I'm talking to you, MOM). And to make it up to you, HERE'S WEDNESDAY'S COMIC! YAY! Ok, so I know that isn't anything special, and I made it sound like there was going to be something special. But you know what, maybe it IS something special. Maybe, just MAYBE, I just gave you a little life lesson. Maybe you should be thankful for what you have, and not always expect more to be coming to you. Maybe you should sit back and appreciate that I'm just giving away this GENIUS free of charge. This is WISDOM, my friends. For real though, I should be more modest. Like a hippo. Also: I should kill hundreds every year. Like a hippo. NO JOKE! Have you heard about these MONSTERS? Hippos are seriously one of the biggest killers in Africa or wherever the hell they're from. (I'm kidding, I know they're from Africa.) FUN FACT!!!  For today's comic I used no references for the animal in question! I used only my BRAIN. And THAT is why it only looks like a hippo because I call it a hippo. Neat, huh? LOLHIPPOS.com.  Swarmee, go buy that for me.