06.22.07

	It Begins. Some people sweat. You could consider me one of those people, but that really wouldn't be saying enough. I SWEAT. I've found that it's genetic. I'm of a sweaty people. But honestly, that doesn't do justice to what we are truly capable of. Let's put it this way: a lot of people will take a shower to cool off. This sounds like a great idea, except for the fact that a shower makes me sweaty. While you might hop in the shower to wash the sweat off, I hop in to remove the sweat that was and usher in a whole new era of salty moistness. My socks are what the word "annihilate" exists to describe. Summer, with its' long hot days, humidity threatening at every turn.... it is my enemy. No, it is my NEMESIS. People that think they are witty and say things like "Hot enough for you?", these people need to die. Immediately. Yes, it is indeed hot enough for me. Almost all the time.  If I could have air conditioning installed in my underpants I would do it with no regrets. Beware my asscrack on a long day friends, BEWARE IT. Melty.