Man, I think one is entirely for Swarmee, after inventing monocle Monday.

    Some puns are so awful that you must infect others with them, you just can't hold back. I'm... strangely proud of this one, Embarrassed, but proud. And a little sorry. But only a little.

    Oh jesus H I really gotta go buy an iPhone. Every second without finally giving in to that sweet temptation feels like a million deaths. And I figure, wtf? I'll get the 32G one and it'll hold more than my iPod. Amiright, people?

Friday will be a go. Let's do this.