06.27.07

	Normal Activities Are Difficult. It's true. Some thing that people take for granted are difficult for me. This is because I am strange. Sometimes tooth brushing can involve maniacal laughter, and later: punching.  But it is for you, my intrepid readers, that I go on. Also because I don't want cavities. Or the gum disease GINGIVITIS. Which I had when I was younger, and it sucked a lot. A LOT. It's hot outside, and true to my predictions from last Friday's comic, I have already gotten soupy nuts and started leaving moist ass prints when I sit on plastic or wood. Or metal, but I don't think I've sat on any metal yet. Bonus points if the metal has been sitting in the sun and is extra hot. YES. I have not yet, however, sat on my own nuts, but this'll happen, mark my words. Smelliness is inescapable, so I don't think I really need to comment on that one. On a more serious note: Chris Benoit... WTF??  Really man, that was a BIG TIME shock.  And if I just shattered anyone's illusions about me, screw you man, pro wrestling is awesome. Also, Chris Benoit... W. T. F.  That is all. Excelsior!