Cuz I mean, that's how seppuku worked, right? I'd kneel down and cut my gutseses open, and somebody who was standing behind me would lop off my head.  GRRR.

 

So this comic you see up today? Not today's comic. It's true. This is some Twilight Zone shit. Rod Serling is hunkered down up by the search bar, waitin' to hop out and say something that sounds TOTALLY deep if you're watching at like 3AM, but totally meaningless if you're, like, paying attention. ZOMBIE Rod Serling. He's all like ".......brains (cancer)......"

 

DUDE. I don't even know what kind of cancer Serling dieded from, don't buy into all my BS.

 

Ok, so here's the story: me 'n annpants were supposed to get new windows installed today, right? Well, we've got a LOT of stuff already jammed into our apartment, and in order to make space enough for the windows to get put in, we had to play some SERIOUS Tetris. Luckily, the place cancelled on us FRUGGGGGGGG and so we're stuck like this for another day. We don't even have enough goddamn space to put our mattress down to sleep on cuz we hadda prop the bed frame.... ugh, forget it. At any rate, the scanner is totally unaccessible (inaccessible?  I dunno.) Let alone me even getting to the computer. SO. This drawing is new to you unless you came to see me at Anime Boston.... so it'll actually be new to a bunch of you, anyways!  But I still feel like I'm cheating you guys, especially since I had a cartoon all lined up about a current Australian rock band. Dammit. Oh well. See you Monday.

 

They don't compliment you.