Seriously, I was gonna pretty much leave all the dead folks alone, but for some reason Billy Mays made me feel that I had to address this. Maybe it's because he made an appearance in the comic once? Man, I wish it had been Bobby Flay instead of Billy Mays if we're going by grade D appearances. "Fire Shits: Gets the cake out!"

    So I'll address them all really quick....

    David Carradine: Really guy? Look at the part of the world you were in, and you couldn't get a hooker to take care of you? Like some crazy bitch wouldn't choke you out. This is why Bill got killed. I just hope he wasn't listening to INXS at the time.

    Ed McMahon: Maybe he shoulda sold that golden toilet bowl he was talking about during the Superbowl a little sooner to help pay for medical bills.

    Farrah Fawcett: Anal cancer isn't as embarassing as dying from whackin' it in a creepy way, but damn is it close. And way to go MJ for stealing her thunder.

    Mike: Jesus you've been a real weirdo for a while. However, the 12 year old in me totally started crying when I found out, so.... yeah. (crying because he loved the music, no other reasons that I'm aware of).

    Billy Mays: Hey, at least Vince was in a really bad car crash... we'll get him next time, buddy.

    ALRIGHT. That was awful. I'm gonna go get back to dicking around with my new iPhone more. Yesssssssssss.