07.02.07

	My Mind Wanders. First off, understand this: I am definitely an attentive driver- I'm constantly checking my mirrors, paying attention to what other cars are doing, and certainly paying attention to what I'm doing. That said, many times I'm on total autopilot. My brain is hundreds of miles away, dwelling in the mires of inanity or scaling the mountains of the absurd. Also: singing. Sometimes I know I'm singing, and sometimes I don't. It's just how it happens. NOW. People that know me can attest to the fact that I love to sing, and I'm not half bad at it. I know the words to thousands of songs, even songs I despise. I'm looking at you, Linkin Park, Staind, Avril Lavigne, etc. I HATE YOU AND I KNOW THE WORDS TO YOUR SONGS. THIS MAKES THE HATE WORSE. YOU ARE BAD PEOPLE AND SHOULD BE PUNISHED ACCORDINGLY. Anyways, although I may know the words, this does not, in the least, mean that I will sing the correct words or even anything close. It is far more likely that I will provide for my passengers, real and imaginary, ballads detailing doodoo eating, or just strange rhyming strings of curses, including words that you hadn't necessarily thought of as curses until I placed them in that magical context. Or I'll sing the instruments' parts. I usually don't know I'm doing that until I notice another driver staring at the scary person screaming the bass line. THIS REALLY HAPPENS. In conclusion, annpants! loves my take on "Woman" by Wolfmother. I think I started making up alternate words while playing Guitar Hero, but who knows. They were good enough that I had probably been cooking on them for a few days or so.  Good song, I'm a fan of the band, but easily some of the dumbest and most pointless lyrics I have ever come across. Annpants! was disappointed in this cartoon, however, since after the lyrics I ran out of space and couldn't include that breakdown-y bridge type part between verses which I usually sing as "DUGGIDA DUGGIDA DUGGITA DUH! DUGGIDA DUGGIDA DUGGITA DUH! DUGGIDA DUGGIDA DUGGITA DUH! DUH!" Hopefully that'll make it up to her a little. Shake ya ass, show me what ya workin wit! PS- The windows are in and they ROCK. We went out to get new curtains because we are getting old and domestic. I also bought a saw to get a ball back.