07.04.07

	Independence Day Spectacular!!! That is a LIE. I have NOTHING spectacular for you for today. You get a comic, same as usual. Well, ok, I think the comic is pretty spectacular, I was laughing while I was drawing it, but, y'know... I don't want to sound COMPLETELY egotistical. Heh. Egotesticle. HEh. SO. Once again, this was a REAL conversation. How do I get involved in conversations like these? Is it something that I'm doing that creates them? Or do I attract people whose hold on reality is slightly more tenuous than your average reality-holding bear? At any rate, yes, Randy had diarrhea. He told me this while on the telephone. We were talking about roaches and dirty dishes in the refrigerator. I think annpants! just threatened me with death (again), so I definitely won't tell you about dinner last night. Ok, time to go start eatin' bbq.  Have a good thing, everybody. Try to keep all your fingers. Now With More Flavor!