07.11.07

	THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD. In the beginning there was my Dad, and Dad spoke unto me, and he said, "Hey do you ever get a stiffy?" And I totally spake backith ath him, "Hellz YEAH. Boners AHOYYYYYY." And thus we sat silently in the car for like 6 hours on an incredibly long car trip. Once again, a totally true story. And the best part is, while I've represented the sheep as a little guy here, this happened when I was well past the age of knowing that stuff was happening downstairs. Like, a few years into Sex Ed., already talked it out with friends, I think my mom had already sat me down at some point..... so this wasn't a totally new topic to me. And to start and finish with morning wood? DUDE there's a friggin' BAND named Morningwood. C'mon. People KNOW about that shit. I was trying to think exactly when this happened while I was drawing it, but I'm really not sure. There was one terrible moment when I thought maybe it was when I was 16 or 17 already and this was during a ride to go look at a college, since I remember it being a really long car trip, and those trips were REALLY long. But I honestly don't think he would have waited until I was that old. I mean, I had totally touched BOOBS by then, and we're talking about involuntary boners? Man, I really wish I could place it. This is the one good thing about my family, though. No matter what happens between us, there's always an assload of good material to be had. I love my dad, but he's a disaster and I have SO much material from him. Get me and my mom and sis going sometime, we'll make you laugh so hard you'll beg for mercy. WE ARE NOT MERCIFUL. YOUR WEAKNESS DISGUSTS US. Oh, and yeah, hopefully this won't alienate any readers, but the bible needs WAY more anecdotes involving weenies. I read that thing and UGH..... DRY. I didn't even chuckle once. Well, maybe once, but that's just because of how I feel about grammar. Did someone tell the stiffy joke? PS. "Involuntary boners"? Did I say that? I don't know if that was the word I meant to use. Is any boner totally voluntary? Do you realize how many times you've read that word "boner" in the last few minutes? That shit is INSANE.