07.13.07

	I Almost Killed Annpants. See, she was driving, minding her own business, getting mad at Mapquest for giving her garbage directions. I was kind enough to point out (over text messages) that the Dick Store called and they wanted us to know that they just acquired Mapquest in a hostile takeover. She got the crazy laughter and almost crashed her car. I'm proud of this. This is up there with the time I made this girl Liz D. shoot vanilla shake out of her nose. Whatever, her haircut made her look like a little British boy anyway. ON the crazy laughter: Dude. Have you ever had the crazy laughter? If you ever have, you know what manic depressive people feel like when they suddenly swing from bad to good. It's unstoppable and dangerous, and it makes others feel uncomfortable and possibly angry. Possibly very angry. You might laugh for 2 minutes or an hour or so. You may urinate or come close to vomiting. ALSO: You might not have had any reason to start laughing and it could be 2AM and Annpants could be punching you for being so goddamn crazy she's trying to goddammit SLEEP. SO. Bad day at work yesterday, blah blah blah, finalized the design for the updated page, blah, moving to a new hosting service soon, blah. I won't give an actual timetable for when this place is going to start looking real pretty, cuz if I do, that'll give you a timetable for when you can start pointing out how I'm full of crap. I GOTTA GO! I'M MAKIN' LIKE 4 LBS. OF CHILI! WOOOOOOOO! Smell! Bad!