07.23.07

	Man I could Use A Nap. Dude I even got a chance to sleep in today and I'm friggin exhausted. What the hell is that?  Granted it wasn't a really good sleeping in, since I had to get up to use the bathroom a few times, luckily my stomach decided it needed to turn against me. So today.... yeah, cinder blocks. Meat eaters I guess? Whoda thunk it, right? Either that or they're extremely incompetent in their searches for edible plant matter. HINT: Most vegetables do not whistle. At least not by choice. My folks got a new doggy, it's official! YAY! And swarmee got a new kitty boy, YAY! And me and annpants might be getting ANOTHER puppy dog, WHOA!!! That's just some crazy mixed up stuff right there, let me tell you. Man we just got milkshakes from BK with crushed oreo bits in 'em. They came with IMMENSE straws. Like, 1/4" wide straws... what the hell, man? THE WORLD HAS GONE CRAZY. I ate a lot of fish and veggies tonight, I'm gonna go lay down. Oh yeah, and this thing is marked as having been written on Monday, but dude, I wrote it on Sunday. So that's why you might be reading it in the morning, yet I refer to nighttime happenings. No, I do not have a  time machine, and if I did, I wouldn't tell you anyway. Too dangerous. Time travel is also some messed up crap. NOTE, FOR THE FUTURE. I always write these the night before, or maybe (shh, don't tell anybody) a day or two(!?!) in advance. I hope that doesn't bother you. Because that would be weird. TIME TO GO MAKE BRAIN DEATH DUE TO TV. Is it still July?