07.27.07

	7 Is Too Many. I really have no idea where the "boob punching" thing began. I guess I just started throwing it into things I was saying to annpants to see if she was paying attention.... I really don't know. It's like our overuse of the word "douche", it gained a life of its own. So I ask annpants if she wants get get punched in the boob now n again. Is that so bad? I THINK NOT. We're getting our new doggy tomorrow! (That's today [Friday] for everyone who isn't reading this on Thursday, so.... anyone who isn't me or swarmee).  YAY YAY YAY!  Unfortunately our current puppy will not truly be able to appreciate playtime until his now-empty satchel has healed a bit more. :::sad face::: Dude. My mind just wandered off and it really disturbed me that I couldn't remember what I had for dinner like an hour ago. But then I remember. And I figure it would have been ok if I hadn't remembered, since dinner was pretty unremarkable. I GOT YER EXISTENTIAL DILEMMAS RIGHT HERE. :::HONK HONK::: Annpants just made me laugh like a crazy person. Cuz the honk honk thing right up there.... I guess I was thinking about in Beetlejuice when the title chracter (Betelgeuse) grabs his crotchular region and it creates a bicycle-horn-esque sound. I couldn't remember what he had yelled, so I asked her, and she shouted, with much enthusiasm, "NICE FUCKIN' MODEL!"  Then I pondered that for a second. Then I laughed. It was fun for all of us. Even the dog, in his Elizabethan collar looked up at me and said, "Even though I no longer have testicles, I found that to be quite hilarious."  That pretty much ruined the moment. Ponder that, my friends. Ponder.