08.08.07

	It Was Such A Weird Conversation. Really, it was.  I was asking PhilPhilPhil about how exactly he went about getting his pup-girl to stop eating her doodoo, and he told me "meat tenderizer". Dude, the only meat tenderizer that I only knew about is a friggin mallet with spiky bits on the head. How in the hell is that supposed to work?? So PhilPhilPhil told me, and I didn't want to seem dumb, so I just nodded and let him continue. The entire time, I'm thinking, hm, maybe it's a property of the metal in the mallet? But wait, they're not necessarily made of all the same metal, right? So how the hell does that work? Does the dog just know that if it tries to eat its own poop again, you're gonna smash it with the mallet? A dog isn't going to GET that.... So finally I broke down and asked him about it. I really didn't know that there was a substance that you could find near the spices in your neighborhood supermarket that is called a "meat tenderizer". I dunno. BTW. Our pup doesn't actually eat poop, well, maybe cat poop, but we stopped that. That shit was gross. Heh. Also. No, no also. I'm done for now. Sorry about the lack on cartoon on Monday, I hope this makes up for it a little!  TeeTeeWhyEll. Crap.