Man, I'm totally thrown off by this weekend, so sorry for no story today, I just knew there was no way I'd get it done in time. So I give you a short scientific explanation as to why some hot dog carts in nyc rock socks. And also, if you ever get a lame, bland dog at one of the carts, that means it's because the idiot probably just put fresh water in. This is also why the dogs are best real late, because they're at the peak of the cycle. GOD I love science.

    I had some other crap to say maybe, but now I don't remember it. I need to start taking notes or something. Go back to writing on my hands. That always seemed to work well. I don't know. Catch you kids on Wednesday with story.