A few things: I don't know who I can vote for in the upcoming election. I have gotten used to knowing that NO ONE will EVAR represent me. I feel bad for anyone who feels that they are truly represented by any elected official, because I have the sinking sensation that that person is made entirely of bullshit, snake oil, and lots of teeth. Parse that.

    I think I may be a libertarian? I'm thining that because I care about shit, but all my opinions are basically fucked in the American political environment, plus LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE, and also a lot of people think I'm crazy.

    I believe heavily in a strong military, abortion rights, school funding, gun ownership, gay marriage, hands-off government, and protecting the environment. Please, tell me the candidate that represents me. I fucking dare you.

    Also, I was talking about the upcoming election with Randy the other day and he pointed out that if McCain won, he might die in office. And I pointed out that if Obama won, he also might die in office. We both laughed about these choices, because we are terrible people. But seriously, it's a possibility. I don't know what to do.

    I'm sure right now you're saying, "you don't know what to do? RLY? OMG! OBMA IS TEH BLAKXORS!!!!"

    I know you're not saying that, but I've had that line in my head for the last hour and it has made me laugh out loud THREE TIMES. Guys. Fuck this. It'd be cool if a black dude rocked the white house, but I don't give shit one about color. I just figure I'm going to get screwed any way things work out, you know? I have zero faith in our country.

    And at least it won't be a woman.

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