Half comic  today, sorry. Blame it on laziness and a pretty persistent hangover thanks to Big Hot Joe Ott's surprise birthday party, thrown by his beautiful and sneaky gf Marissa. They are by far  my favorite heavily tattooed couple. I can only imagine the kind of hangover Joe was working on today, holy crap. You rock buddy.

    Also, depending on when Swarmee gets the chance, there will be some other guest art in the Shmarchive, one extremely work inappropriate one from the aforementioned Mr. Ott, and another one from my sister, who is probably going to kill someone in a very gruesome fashion someday. She makes me proud. Yeah, so that stuff will be up in the next day or two.

    Get this guys: I totally sold my Wii and accessories so that I can get a PS3. I am super psyched for Sept. 1st now. I never thought I would wind up getting a PS3 for so verrry little. Kick ass. Sorry Nintendo, God of War 3 and Blu Ray finally won out over your low-res spaz-a-thon. I should've done this a while ago. When I was cleaning off personal information, I realized I hadn't done anything on the Wii at all in almost a year.... that's awful. Ah well, fun while it lasted.... which wasn't terribly long. I really think in the next few months I'm going to try to sell or give away a shit load of stuff that's been packed up since the last time I moved. I just don't need it. I think I may sell the cd collection too. Am I turning over a new leaf? Craziness.

    Today's rant is labeled tortuga because that is a ridiculous word.

That is all.