Ok, so I know this is story, but I thought it was pretty damn funny and I wanted to get it out there before I forgot about it. This is basically a conversation I had with my good friend Adrienne on AIM the other day, and also the plot to at least 10% of the movies made from the mid-80s to the early 90s. I don't know, I thought it was funny. Here's the actual (somewhat edited) conversation. Yes, I usually talk like this.

thatzac (3:26:07 PM): that sounds like a good name for a band
thatzac (3:26:24 PM): i think it'd need to be in all caps
xxxxxx (3:26:26 PM): pretty badass huh?
thatzac (3:27:06 PM): GRASS FED MEOWMACHINE
thatzac (3:27:13 PM): awesome
xxxxxx (3:27:20 PM): totally radical

xxxxxx (3:28:05 PM): lets make it happen
thatzac (3:28:10 PM): i can't drum
thatzac (3:28:18 PM): you live far away
thatzac (3:28:22 PM): fuck this i quit the band
xxxxxx (3:28:33 PM): nah man!
thatzac (3:28:38 PM): we're never gonna win battle of the bands anyway
thatzac (3:28:50 PM): i'm just gonna take the job at my dad's business
thatzac (3:28:59 PM): you just gotta let some dreams die, man
thatzac (3:29:29 PM): [now i'll be totally ostracized from my friends for a while
thatzac (3:29:45 PM): [and the female love interest will wonder what's wrong with me
thatzac (3:30:04 PM): [and she'll eventually tell me something vaguely meaningful and fake-profound
thatzac (3:30:12 PM): [and at the last minute i'll rejoin the band
thatzac (3:30:20 PM): [and we'll totally rock socks
thatzac (3:30:29 PM): [and win the battle of the bands
thatzac (3:30:48 PM): [and my dad will finally see that it was what i was meant to do, although grudgingly
thatzac (3:30:55 PM): [and we'll all walk off into the sunset
thatzac (3:31:04 PM): [in acid washed jeans]
thatzac (3:31:07 PM): THE END
xxxxxx (3:32:07 PM): you NEED to comic that

    That's it! It's Friday! Go play outside! I'm going to go back to my cave and be down some more. YAYYYYYY.