08.31.07

	WENIS. Man, have you ever heard about people just, kind of out of nowhere, having a total epiphany about who they are and how they live their lives? I, too, have heard of this, and dud3r, let me tell you- I had one of those once. Luckily I realized it was boring and not really a change I cared about. Those people that have epiphanies, like real ones? Yeah, I don't get that shit. I figure they're really probably working hell of hard at pretending to be cool with changing their whole lives as a way of getting attention and showing off. Or maybe they're just way more intense than me and, also, a better person. The grammar in that last sentence was a mess, sorry. (I went from plural in the "they" to singular in the "person", but I'm sure you knew that and were letting me get away with it. Thanks!) Congratulations to my sister and her boyfriend! They are grandparents! Of many baby rats! YAY! 13(!) to be exact, born yesterday. Awesome! And most importantly, congratulations to Sen, the ratty momma! I ate cereal for breakfast this morning for the first time in a few years. How does one go so long without eating cereal? That is pretty much MADNESS. And you know what? You know what's really insane? I jumped back into the cereal game, yeah, but I did it with friggen (or friggin) GRAPE NUTS. What the living HELL, man? Well, technically it's like Grape Nuts Fruity Trail Mix Fag-o-tron 5000 brand cereal, but still... am I some kind of damn hippy? Do I need to become more Regular?? And all of a sudden I have a genuine enjoyment of fucking GRANOLA(?). I think I've got to go out and buy myself some beers or something; counteract this healthy, responsible shit. Oh wait, screw that, I just remembered about the open bottle of off-brand tequila my folks pawned off on me. WOO. Gonna be a good night. Maybe some beers, too. We'll see. None Shall Pass! P.S. Ok so I picked up, or rather downloaded, the new Aesop Rock album last night, and friggin (or friggen) John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats sings on the last track. How does that EVEN happen? You just can't trust hip-hop made by white people.... all of a sudden there's folk singers everywhere n shit. P.P.S. Also, the album's good, and I'll pretty much pick up anything that Darnielle's involved with as well, so BONUS.