09.12.07

	Nazis: Comedy Gold? I dunno man, I mean, I'm aware that the Nazis were horrible, and they did horrible things, but they've also become a source of great humor.... Think about how many movies, plays, songs, etc. they pop up in and it's friggin HILARIOUS. So what does that break down to? A plus in the "funny" column, and several million minuses in the "everything else" column? Hm. NOTE: I don't actually think that my dog is a reincarnated Hitler. I don't have any real basis for this belief, but hey, Christianity still exists and they don't have anyWHOOOOAAAA way out of line, I'm sure. Wait. Did I just accidentally compare like, the pope with Hitler? Ooops. That's probably kind of a bad one. Ok, skip that part. My nose hair feels all effed up, is this a sign that I'm being punished? I hope not. Since I hadn't even thought up the bad stuff I just thought up and my nose hair had already felt effed up. Unless God had started punishing me in advance. But what if I had decided against calling the pope a Nazi? Then I would've been punished for a crime I DID NOT COMMIT. QUITE A DILEMMA. Or maybe I just have weird nose hairs. or there are cat hairs in my nose, since they like to sneak in there. Propelled at night, by the air conditioner. EVIL....... Let's blow this popsicle stand.... that zac! P.S. I'd like to point out that I have not acknowledged 9.11 even a little bit in my comic. I guess that's because I don't have a way to make money off of it? I don't know, I'll ask around on that one. P.P.S. THAT WAS A CLUMSY COMMENTARY ABOUT COMMERCIALISM.