09.14.07

	Floaters. Dude, one time at school one of my roommates took this dump. He took this dump that he wouldn't own up to for a while because it was a freak dump. It took like a full damn day to finally flush this thing. It would NOT stay DEAD. It got to the point that I made a nifty little sign for the bowl that had a picture of an angry turd giving the finger because that bowl contained the unsinkable poo. But then somebody finally flushed it and, to tell you the truth, I think we all kind of missed it. Ok, no, we didn't really, but it was kind of fun while it lasted. What the EFF did he eat that made that HAPPEN? That thing just floated on top, chillin' there, starin' you in the face, "Hey, what's up? Yeah, I'm doodoo, how've you been?" It's sort of disconcerting. Weekend!