09.17.07

	Confusion. Man, I just found this remote control, right? But here's the thing- I have absolutely no idea whatsoever as to what appliance in my apartment it might control.... It's sitting on my desk, and it was covered by a bunch of papers, and for the life of me, I cannot guess at its purpose... Maybe I should give it to my friend Matt, who has a brathtaking collection of old remote controls. Of course if I did that, I'd figure out what it was for within minutes, and of course have use for it. I hate that crap. Have you ever caught yourself in the middle of saying something, and think, "man, this is probably going to come back to haunt me,"?  This is the kind of thing that you should probably be thinking when you tell your girlfriend's bosses that you're a fat black woman in a white boy's body. And then you shake your ass like you're getting paid for it.  Now while I won't deny that this may be true, I've heard that discretion may be, at times, the better part of valor. And while I've heard that, the statemnt itself makes little sense to me, although I grasp the message. Hm. I totally bought another bb pistol yesterday, this one runs on a CO₂ cartridge so it's like, semi-auto i guess. At any rate, it's not even a bb gun, it's an "air-soft" gun, but I'll tell you what- it's hell of fun to shoot at cans. And because I'm environmentally responsible I only use biodegradable bb's (they're these plastic-y things, about 6mm), and I haven't even shot at a squirrel yet. Though I am.... tempted. This new one (I had another that I bought.... ago) totally packs more punch, which rocks, it really makes an empty aluminium can jump. AWESOME. Annpants! is not excited in teh least. WHATEVER. She'll be one of the first ones with her back up against the wall when the revolution comes. (That is TOTALLY not true, we'll probably spend a night barricaded inside the CVS down the street with the steel shutters down, then we'll get to my folks house for weaponry before probably heading west into the PA woods. That's what I'll be trying for when the revolution comes, at any rate. Also, that's my plan for zombie outbreak. Convenient, huh?) See you Wednesday! All was well!