Sunday Drive So. Anpants! and I went out to a "seminar" on
Sunday. I.... I'm not sure if I should be telling you this, but... we
went to see Cesar "the Dog Whisperer" Milan speak. I imagine his tips
will be useful, we seem to have thousands of dogs, something's gotta
happen. But still, I feel somewhat awkward about going. Let's kind of
keep this between just us, ok?
There was a woman that sat in front of us, she was AWESOME. When she
stood up at one point, annpants! and I both marvelled at her: red,
embroidered Star Trek:DS9 polo, tucked into ill-fitting olive dockers
(which helped accentuate both her ass AND belly, totally a two-fer) and
her HOTT older guido club-guy spiky haircut. I almost broke up with
anpants! right then and there to throw myself at this woman.
Yeah, then we saw a fellow high school alumnus on the way home. I hope
his parents aren't dead, and it's ok to still be living with them, I'm
sure.
Dude did you watch the Star Wars Family Guy? HOLY CRAP.
Great work, kid, don't get penisy!
Ok, that's it for now. See you Wednesday, and I hope everybody's
enjoying the updated site. Shoot us an email, tell us what you think,
huh? HUH?
Still trying new things. You lika? We'll see where this goes. I'm
leaving for a fish catching adventure for the second half of the week
so there won't be too many more major changes until next week.
Oh, also, new search feature. Right down there at the bottom. Now you
can totally find exactly what you weren't looking for. Just like all
those people that find us by searching google for crap like "edible butt plugs"
or "how to spell dootle"
or "ric flair I have one
thing to say to you wooooo".
I shit you not, you just can't make this stuff up. It will all be
entombed in the shmarchive soon, thus ironically increasing our hit
rate for searches for "edible
butt plugs".
You gotta love the internets.
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