Grizzly Man. So, really I like animals a lot, shit like
that.
I mean, you can see the ASPCA, WCS, etc. links below (Petfinder to
follow), and I might even say that I like animals more than most
people. These things are TRUE.
But last night we watched the movie "Grizzly Man" about the douche bag
asshole dickface guy that ran around in the woods screwing with grizzly
bears till they ate him. And I realized that "animal lovers" such as
that guy are one of the MAIN REASONS why I have a tendency to like
animals more than most people. That guy was a CRAZY ASSHOLE and I thank
whatever higher powers there might be that he was annihilated (I think
it's a good word to use, seeing the condition he was left in) before he
had a chance to breed. Shit, the gene pool's already muddy enough. Guh.
At any rate..... FRIDAY IS IN COLOR! In fact, I gotta get to work on
that, so I'm done talkin to you.
Ok folks, it's time to get serious up in here. Let's have a chat. You
love us right? Sure you do. If we asked you to push grandma's
wheelchair down that Grand Canyon path to split the insurance money,
you'd be there, palms out, right? Right.
So here's the thing. We want this site to be big. BIG big. Which means
stuff like advertising and getting new viewers and all that good stuff.
"But Swarmee," you may ask, "how could I possibly help with that?" You
may also ask "Hey! Where's my cut of grandma's insurance, you bastard?!"
Well, like any good bit of insurance fraud, if it's worth doing right,
it's worth planning ahead. So I want all of you to go make accounts on www.digg.com. Some of
you may already have accounts, great! If not then
you should check it out, it's a damn good aggregator of internets
stuff. More importantly, next week we're going to "launch" and we want
to have people digg up the site to get some exposure. Thing is, digg
peeps are smart, they'll know if you made your account that day just to
help. So take the next week and get to know your friendly internet
digg. Rank articles up or down, browse comments and stick it to the
trolls or give points to pedantic ranters. Whatever you like. It's good
for digg, and it'll be good for us.
When the time comes we will unleash your accumulated powers and conquer
the internets! Or at least get some new eyes on the page. In any case,
grandma's insurance check is in the mail. We promise.
Sincere like Rasputin,
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