Doing My Part. I really do believe that
in many, many ways, people are destroying the world. Now I
know that that isn't a totally uncommon or earth-shattering stand to
take these days, but I'm also pretty sure that we're heading for
plagues and really horrible shit, and I'm not terribly torn up about
it.
First off, when the good pandemics finally start
cropping up, I figure I'm pretty screwed. I mean, I get sick all the
damn time with all sorts of crazy shit. I've had friggin West Nile
virus. That should say enough. Also, I make diseases stronger- ask any
of the kids I used to live with in college. Hell, ask Swarmee....
I could take a regular, every-day cough and turn it into a 2
month ordeal for everyone around me. In other words, AWESOME. Also in
other words, I'm gonna get the plague and make more people get it WAY
worse.
Second off, people are friggin assholes in
general. I know a lot of
good folks, but really, I'm figuring a VERY LARGE percentage of people
blows goats (I have proof). No one at all is going to miss these
ass-hats.
Whatever, I like animals. I like to hang out at
the Bronx Zoo, I like my (thousands of) pets. That's pretty much it.
SO! ANOTHER COLOR FRIDAY! How about that? Workin
out for you kids? I'm likin' it. Also, click some buttons!
We're on Digg and Reddit and Stumble and you can totally
click on those to make us more popular. And then later on you can
totally lord it over other people, that YOU knew about the site first
and are, thusly, cooler. Which is obvious anyway.
Hm. I'm gonna go watch tv. Or rather just start watching tv because I'm
in the living room anyway. Man, that was good planning!
