but this ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME. I am, as we speak, wearing a VERY comfortable pair of socks and I don't know where they came from. I'm not the kind of dude that has a ton of different varieties of socks, so this is really weird. I hope if they do belong to someone else and they magically made their way to me that their original owner does not hunt me down all angry-like.

Things this weekend:

    Have you ever been to a beefsteak? If you haven't, you really need to find one in your area. They are the most wonderful form of gluttony in the world. The most tender beef on the planet cooked to perfection, dripping with butter. And you can eat with your hands. I cannot even tell you how much joy my cavemen parts feel when I go to one of these. It's breathtaking. Sort of literally because you start to go into a beef-coma at the end.

    Also, HEY! my mom's birthday is this weekend! You should send me a birthday email for her, and I'll forward them on! I mean, without her, you wouldn't be reading this comic right now because I wouldn't exist.

    I made my first Blu-ray upgrade purchase, and I am pleased. My vhs of Natural Born Killers was totally toast after I watched it 800,000 times, so I moved on up. *thumbs up*
I so heart this movie, I think it's my #2. You should agree. It's so romantic.... (I'm not kidding, I think it's totally a romance).

    Alright, that's it. More story on Monday unless my body tries to start using beef instead of blood, in which case I will be dead. Or some kind of cow/human hybrid. I dunno. Have a good weekend!