You may be saying "wait a second, who the hell are these guys?" OR you may be saying, "oh yeah, I clearly remember one of these gents from a single panel in the comic posted on the eighth of May in the year of our lord two thousand n' nine." I AM GUESSING YOU PROBABLY DID NOT SAY THE SECOND. But I could be wrong.

    Today is a special day. Today is the day that I extend Swarmee's Halloween contest until Sunday, because I know how last minute I am with costumes, and maybe you are too. SO. You can still send in submission, and if we deem you to be the best there ever was ever, I will draw you in a comic and it will be BREATHTAKING. Usually in official contests the people who run the contest make themselves ineligible, but I am crapping all over that tried and true tradition right here and now. Because I SWEAR to GOD if you guys send in some crappy crap, I'll just draw me or Swarmee and THAT IS ALL THERE IS TO IT.

    Don't make me do that. I don't want to. Swarmee and I are both far to hairy to safely navigate caricature.

Hm. What else?

    Oh yeah, some promotions. There's this dude I know who writes books. He has asked me to direct you in the direction of his books. Maybe you would be interested? You could look here or here. Also, a good buddy's girlfriend has an Etsy store where she makes pretty cute wearable things. You could totally look at those here. Give these people your money (after you buy my stuff). Seriously, go look at their stuff LOOOOK AT IT.

    Alright, I think I'm done here. I'm gonna go watch the new Baman Piderman again (because it is FREAKING HILARIOUS) and then maybe try to learn the Batman monologue at the end of this week's episode of Community.

Happy Halloween!!!