Today is a day for eating stuff, like many other
American holidays. But today we also celebrate EVIL WITCHCRAFT SATAN
STUFF. That's for all the crazy church people out there that actually
think Halloween will negatively effect children due to its pagan roots.
Except fucking DUH it's little kids celebrating dressing up in fun
costumes and eating candy and they couldn't give TWO SHITS how it might
have started. I mean, that's like when people want to put the
"Christ back in Christmas". Um, if you look at the history, there
shouldn't be ANY Christ in Christmas. All little kids know is that they
should be good so Santa will give them stuff.
Actually if you think about it, the idea of Santa is a
pretty damn good metaphor for the Judeo-Christian judgement of the
soul, so whatever, it's just a simplified version. ONWARD.
The damn dog keeps barking at these dogs that were
barking on the TV, except that was 10 minutes ago. I'm really tired and
I have to start drawing a dog driving a hotrod. Life is a strange thing.
Oh, by the way, if you don't get today's comic, it's a
reference to one of the Grindhouse movies, namely Planet Terror, which
was really friggin' awesome.
We saw pictures of our friend Joe tonight, in which he
was dressed like Britney at the VMAs. Guys: WOW. I'm gonna go
straighten a clothes hanger and insert it into my ear until.... well,
until I can't anymore I guess. Wish me luck!
