Yeah, so happy eating everything in sight day tomorrow! I made a comic about it! And know what? I made this joke up two years ago, but forgot it, then I remembered it! ONWARD.

    So, something very important: new Lady Gaga came out. And I got it. Two things- Teeth is the best hyper-slutty bad dance music I have ever heard. I want to do it with that song (don't worry, I'll double-bag it [don't worry, I won't, I know that's bad to do]). Also, the Bad Romance video. Wow, guys, friggin' WOW. Ok, I will not refer to any of the gyrating as dancing, it is clearly not, but that makes me think of Manson's videos from his prime. But with Gaga and her nose all sluttin' it up. Oh god I love it. Forgive me. No, don't, I don't care what you think.

    Continuing: Left 4 Dead 2, dude. Have you heard about this crap? AWESOME.

    Not to mention: I'm gonna go watch Star Trek again, because it's fantastic.

Bleh, I'm done talking.