As we survey the Great Battle that was waged last week,
we mourn our dead but celebrate our heroes. Uncle Whatshisname who
viciously ravaged 5 turkey legs in one sitting. Cousin Livesoutwest who
courageously consumed the entire plate of rolls on a dare. And the
many, many others who sacrificed their health in the name of triumph
over Turkey-kind.
With the smoke cleared we can take stock, and make stock
(hey, a soup joke!) and rest our weary minds knowing that the terrible
conflagration of beasts, known as the Turkeys, have been defeated again
this annum and we will not have to face their terror for another 12
moons. Forty Six Million dead birds in the US alone, gods help us if
they ever evolve thumbs.
Shell shock and gravy delirium for now
still have a hold on our intrepid band up north here, but updates will
continue later this week.
Cry havoc and loose the turkeys of war!
PS - In case you missed it, the Shmarchive has finally been added and I'll continue to add new material to it weekly! ___________________________________________________
