So here's what's happening: disease destroyed my brains, but I did get some writing done over the weekend. SO. That means new story.

    Why no new story today, you lazy son of a bitch?

    Simple reason: I was sick , and then I had some other stuff to do which would prevent me from giving you a beautiful new story comic. Not to mention I had been planning to start on a Monday so I could get 3 straight story comics in a row, all interlockin' like. So I'm telling you in advance that Friday will be a random comic too. Get me?

    Really? You've been kind of retarded lately, what's up?

    Yeah, I know. Some of it is holiday crap, some of it was getting sick, some of it was just other bs. I got other stuff going on, you know?

    "Other stuff" sounds suspiciously like "playing video games".

    That's some horse-hockey, brah, and it's not appreciated. I'm getting shit done as best I can, work with me here.

    Maybe I will work with you. In fact, I'm going to go order a bunch of tshirts from the store RIGHT NOW so as to encourage you in your work even more.

    Wow! That's super considerate and supportive of you, hypothetical reader! Thank you so much!