There are certain things in life, things that may seem
simple, that may seem almost second nature, that you should practice if
you're an idiot. Drinking beverages is one of those things. So clip and
save this handy guide! And if you really need this guide, then by
"clip" I mean jam a pair of scissors into the screen of your computer
and cut the picture off the website. Have fun with that, kids!
In all honesty, though, have you ever thought about
breathing so hard that it totally screws up your ability to pull in and
expel breath for a few seconds? I really hope I'm not alone in that,
but if I am, so be it. Sometimes when I can't fall asleep at night I
try to move my hands by force of will alone (I think about moving them,
and how they move, but I will not physically move them)- they never
move as far as I can tell, but after a while it does feel like they're
inside-out and backwards. And that's what I like to call friggin'
weird. No, this doesn't help me to fall asleep. By the way, the first
and second subjects of this paragraph were unrelated. Thanks for
playing!
So how's things by you, guys? I figured I'd point
out that if you'd like a t-shirt or print, or dare i say an original in
time for X-mas you should probably get in touch with me soon. It's not
like I've got a huge Christmastime rush going on, but I don't want
anything to get lost or forgotten, get me? And hey, if you're on the
fence about buying something, gimme a shout, maybe I'll get into the
spirit of the season and give you a deal (more than likely), since this
stuff ain't exactly flyin' off the shelves (sad but true).
Oh yeah, cuz I mentioned it on Monday- parting thoughts
on "Tin Man". 1: I have no idea why it's called Tin Man, he's not the
main character. 2: The evil chick's name totally should have been
"Chesty LaRue" as suggested by Annpants! 3: Chesty was entirely too
almost-cross-eyed. And that's that. I'm gonna go drink more caffeinated
beverages.
Shiver with Flavor!
PS - Update to the Shmarchive! ___________________________________________________
