Hey folks, it's Swarmee today, I haven't heard from our venerable cartoonist yet this morning so I can only imagine the terrible fate to which he must have succumbed this weekend.

    I'll be brief, we've all got way too much to do as the holiday season continues to press it's jingly boot against our throats. With that in mind we've got a lovely selection of t-shirts for sale in our crappy store. Don't get those mixed up! Store = crappy, shirts = lovely.

    I should also point out that there is no finer attire in which to open presents than our festive Urine Bread design.


    It's nondenominational surrealism is perfect for whatever holiday event you're ruining attending. It is sure to delight, confuse, and mildly offend everyone from the secular to the deeply religious. And if you've got a Yankee Swap or Secret Santa event coming up then you just know this shirt will set you apart as the clear winner in dickish gifts! Well, at least until we come up with a logo for titsandweiners.com.

    Check the RSS for any late updates today, otherwise we'll see you back here on Wednesday!