Last Chance to F-up 2007. I thought there'd be an update today,
seems something has gone wrong. Here you have the final toy in the
collectible series of 3 gifts for children you'd rather not see again.
Yes, just image the look of abject horror on little Timmy's or
(pre-magnetization) Sally's face when they open this gift and pull the
generator cord and it shambles slowly to "life." Yes, it will certainly
be a holiday to remember, eulogize even, when you bring this fun bunny
home. Act now, before supplies recognize their inherent failure at life
and commit robot suicide.
